so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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