I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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