don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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