oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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