The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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