We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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