so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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