He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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