don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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