Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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