The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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