Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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