it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I want a musical about memes.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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