I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.