I would do horrible things to your vagina.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work