I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.