You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey