discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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