I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...