Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Please tell me how you discovered this.

(440): View more from Ohio

I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.

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(903): View more from Texas

So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby

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(253): View more from Washington

I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.

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(562): View more from California

Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."

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(240): View more from Maryland

FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX

(805): View more from California

You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box

(240): View more from Maryland

Maybe a straw...

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