out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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