she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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