belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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