Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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