Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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