Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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