Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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