Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Michael Bay diarrhea
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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