You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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