He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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