Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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