I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
