Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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