are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My life is pants optional.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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