Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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