How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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