How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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