why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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