Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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