I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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