Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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