so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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