You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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