How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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