If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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