At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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