my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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