Dual....:-)
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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