4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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