Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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