I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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