Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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