Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize