Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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