HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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