I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
