it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i out mim tonsoeep
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