And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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