No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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