Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We are two peas in an std pod
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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