I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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