a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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