So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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