Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
you made out with another girl for some wings
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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